Archive for June, 2005

The Only Way to Get a Bikini Wax

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

The only way to get a not-so-bad bikini wax must include a beer, a pal and a cell phone (not in that order).

The plan is to first have a beer. The beer however must include a great conversation with a particular college pal who did a fabulous job designing a nameless site (as well as [...]

Ich Khalesh (That’s Too Much For Me. I’m Fainting)

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

My younger brother, who just scored a rockin’ internship that includes free acting classes (he is an actor if you couldn’t tell), and I went out for lunch today. What do you do with a punum like this?

I asked the hubby how to spell punum (which is Yiddish for face) and the only response [...]

Get Off My Back James Earl Jones!

Monday, June 20th, 2005

I was walking to the subway on Saturday and all the sudden I heard a heavy breathing hovering over my head. Breathing like Darth Vader in Star Wars. I look up only to see Darth Vader sitting on a neighbors stoop. I forgot to mention that it was 8:30 Saturday morning and I was yet [...]

Happy Father’s Day

Sunday, June 19th, 2005

My Dad in the 70’s. I have inherited his love for cutting heads out of pictures.

example #1

Thanks Dad! Hope you like the hot sauce.

I Love NYC

Saturday, June 11th, 2005

If only I were this patriotic

If I Were an Existential Detective

Saturday, June 11th, 2005

The last fortune my dad got when he went out for Chinese was “Make sure your rubber bands are all in a row”.

That makes my head feel like that scene in I Heart Huckabee’s when Jason Swartzman and Mark Wahlberg are hitting each other in the head to feel pure being.

Did anyone else find our [...]

Five Reasons I Am Exhausted

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

14 lb. Angry-at-Mom cat #1
Adorable but spazy kitten #1
Cute but not-so-bright, spazy kitten #2
I still have a cold!

3 week old job and 5 events between now and July 19th we are working on!

Sorry you have been neglect bloggy. I can’t imagine where my time has gone….

Not So Bad

Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

Things are not so bad these days. It is amazing what a great job can do to curb breakouts. Who the hell needs $18 Boo Boo Zap?

Why I Love This Man

Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

Steve has a Blog! Check it out here. Can this man get any more adorable?!?

Stephen Canino

(Thanks Funtime Ben, I love you too!)