Because There is No Half Awesome

Is there a face that can say “fuck off with that damn camera” more than this one?

Steve and I saw Batman Begins on Thursday night and as we were leaving the theater I asked Steve this-

Wife: “So Steve, was that your 3rd or 4th time seeing Batman”

Hubby: “It was ONLY my 3rd” (insert dramatic pause with inquisitive look) ”...and I just ordered a Game Boy with the original Zelda, God [...]

From Manhattan User Guide (MUG)

Fearful Times

July 27, 2005

I was going to run a different article for today’s MUG, but something happened last night that scared the hell out of me. And it was a reader who did it.

As it happened, I had just come from seeing “Primo,” the extraordinary one-man show by Anthony [...]

Steve and I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory tonight. Ummm. It was way WEIRD. Weird in a Michael Jackson kinda way. Let me pose these questions for you….

What is weirder?

This-

or

This-

I think the New Fangled 2005 Umpa Lumpa (s) look a lot like John Belushi. They really like the coco bean, you be the judge.

Umpa [...]

The case of REALLY heavy cat food

You know you have a really great pal, when she offers to carry the really heavy case of kitten food you bought, like a fool, all the way on Sullivan street on the walk up to the Barnes and Noble on 14th! Upper body strength is not my strong [...]

Happy 4th…we beat the traffic home from the Jersey shore by leaving yesterday. I miss the sea already. Poor Steve went fishing but he didn’t have his sea legs. So he just got seasick. He definitely doesn’t miss the sea.