Because There is No Half Awesome

I know, enough friggin’ cat pictures already but honestly, I just can’t help it!

After a very long and busy week (my brain is still overloaded with work thoughts, plans and uncompleted tasks) my dad asked if I wanted to join him on a voyage to Long Beach Island, New Jersey. My folks are renovating their home there and [...]

“the most ironic thing ever was giving head to a priest on a cruise ship”

at least he has the meaning of ironic down instead of that rain on your wedding day BS…..

In case you don’t always read the comments…

can’t say Says:
December 24th, 2005 at 10:28 pm

That woman John was with…she was his wife. Actress Jodi Lyn O’Keefe.

They were secretly married last spring in the Caribbean. He doesn’t want the information public for fear that it will hurt his career among his fan base which [...]

Steve sold a painting, bought The Band box set, and now I am in love with a nice Jewish boy from Canada, Robbie Robertson (circa 1969-1978).

I need a button that says that.

In an email forward I received tonight it said “Every sixty seconds you spent upset, is a minute of happiness wasted.” (Insert puking sounds).

Why must we forward emails? If you don’t send me or those eight other fools that email about “true love” or good luck, nothing is going to happen to you folks. [...]

My fortune from tonight’s dinner with my parents-

“When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside”

I couldn’t make this up even if I wanted to.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I leave you and 2005 with David Hasseloff biting a salmon . Those crazy Europeans ROCK!