Archive for the 'Everyday' Category

Buffleheads vs. Harlequins

Sunday, January 29th, 2006
vs.

After a very long and busy week (my brain is still overloaded with work thoughts, plans and uncompleted tasks) my dad asked if I wanted to join him on a voyage to Long Beach Island, New Jersey. My folks are renovating their home there and [...]

Over Heard at Donovan’s in Woodside

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

“the most ironic thing ever was giving head to a priest on a cruise ship”

at least he has the meaning of ironic down instead of that rain on your wedding day BS…..

Remember “Recruiting John Cusack’s Enormous Head for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson”

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

In case you don’t always read the comments…

can’t say Says:
December 24th, 2005 at 10:28 pm

That woman John was with…she was his wife. Actress Jodi Lyn O’Keefe.

They were secretly married last spring in the Caribbean. He doesn’t want the information public for fear that it will hurt his career among his fan base which [...]

I’m Down on Cripple Creek

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Steve sold a painting, bought The Band box set, and now I am in love with a nice Jewish boy from Canada, Robbie Robertson (circa 1969-1978).

I need a button that says that.

Reasons I am Spending Tonight Barfing

Monday, January 9th, 2006

In an email forward I received tonight it said “Every sixty seconds you spent upset, is a minute of happiness wasted.” (Insert puking sounds).

Why must we forward emails? If you don’t send me or those eight other fools that email about “true love” or good luck, nothing is going to happen to you folks. [...]

Weekend Fortune

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

My fortune from tonight’s dinner with my parents-

“When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside”

I couldn’t make this up even if I wanted to.

Hooked on A Feeling

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I leave you and 2005 with David Hasseloff biting a salmon . Those crazy Europeans ROCK!

Holiday Card 2005

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

Happy Holidays!

Every year Steve designs our holiday card and this year-thanks to my uncle Eli for scanning it-I am sharing it with you! We have been designing our cards for years because where else can a Jew and a Catholic find a card with a menorah and a X-mas tree as well as Smokey, Simone [...]

A Black Coat Fairytale

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005

I am purposefully not writing about the strike last week. I know everyone probably has a great story but for me, after missing work on Tuesday during my second week of a new job, I got a ride into Manhattan and slept on a pals couch on 21st Street. I haven’t been home or able [...]

Imaginary Boys (But Only One)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

Lately, like early this week on the Metro North coming back to NYC, I have found myself running into and then running from people I haven’t seen in years (like that really sweet boy from high school). Maybe this is literal, figurative or metaphorical and maybe all of the above…either way this is something [...]